How are you? How is the pond? Is everything doing okay? How are your nephews Huey, Dewey, and Louie doing? I hope they're not causing you too much trouble. I hope Daisy is doing well too. I am writing to you to tell you all about the enlightening experience I had. I met a guy on the pond yesterday named Jeffery Swan. He was a life coach. He told me his life story and how when he was young he was denied by his brothers and sisters as a duckling because he was terribly ugly and did not look like them. He eventually left his family behind to pursue his life away from the teasing and taunting. He finally came to terms with his ugliness when he met a man named Stanley Swanson. He was a beautiful swan that told Jeffery that he would one day become like him if he developed a positive outlook on life. Well Stanley was completely correct! Jeffery is a happy beautiful swan today. I am telling you all this because I'd like you to come out to my lake and visit me one day so I can introduce you to Jeffery. I hoped he could fix your negative feelings toward the world. You must admit uncle, you a rather dismal person. Well I hope you will agree to come. I'm sure it is the curer to all your problems! Hope to hear from you soon!
Sincerely,
Dimetry
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