Don't Ruffle My Feathers

We ducks are the most temperamental of animals. But I'm not trying to make you perceive us in a fowl manner. We are very proud animals, we enjoy knowing our feathers are slicked, our beaks are held high, and our waddle is of the waddliest kind. Whenever someone tries to test us or question our decisions though, they should be prepared to hear a mouth full, or beak full (same difference.) We ducks do not like to get our feathers ruffled by others. We defend our decisions and stand by our actions. Why do you think so many young humans are constantly being chased by a crazed duck so often?