The Duck Song

I am a duck. It’s quite obvious to see by my duck like exterior. But one thing you must understand is I am a duck full of pride for my heritage. I was recently on YouTube when I stumbled upon a song called "The Duck Song." It was all about a duck that constantly approaches a lemonade stand asking for grapes but denying the lemonade. When the lemonade stand finally brings him to get some grapes, then all he wants is lemonade. I am a bit outraged by this song and I will tell you why. This song is discriminatory to ducks. We ducks are rather intelligent creatures, though humans seem to perceive us as stupid animals. The duck in this song is extremely dumb. First he's asking for grapes at a lemonade stand, seriously? Obviously it’s a lemonade stand. Also, most duck's hate grapes. It's just a proven fact, I never understood why. But one thing we like is lemonade! So these humans have it all backwards, first they think we're stupid, and then they think we like grapes, and then they think we hate lemonade! Frankly I feel humans need to do their research thoroughly before making up stories about us ducks.