My name is Dimetry Duck. I am here to discuss the terrible choices humans make regarding ducks. You see I am a duck of good taste, as most of us are. We enjoy finely baked breads, perfectly aged cheese, and only the finest brands of potato chips. But as I notice more and more people throwing pieces of food to ducks, I cannot help but notice the lack of selection and quality humans are beginning to resort to. You see, though humans do not mind the difference in generic and brand name foods, us ducks do. We have a better sense of taste than humans so we can taste the difference. Feeding ducks store brand bread is just unacceptable. It makes our stomachs growl in protest, we despise it. Sadly, we cannot tell the different till we have it in our mouths. So what I am trying to explain is, if you truly love your neighborhood ducks; do not be cheap. Spoil us, otherwise we may go elsewhere.
Thursday, October 20, 2011
A Duck of Good Taste
Hello,
My name is Dimetry Duck. I am here to discuss the terrible choices humans make regarding ducks. You see I am a duck of good taste, as most of us are. We enjoy finely baked breads, perfectly aged cheese, and only the finest brands of potato chips. But as I notice more and more people throwing pieces of food to ducks, I cannot help but notice the lack of selection and quality humans are beginning to resort to. You see, though humans do not mind the difference in generic and brand name foods, us ducks do. We have a better sense of taste than humans so we can taste the difference. Feeding ducks store brand bread is just unacceptable. It makes our stomachs growl in protest, we despise it. Sadly, we cannot tell the different till we have it in our mouths. So what I am trying to explain is, if you truly love your neighborhood ducks; do not be cheap. Spoil us, otherwise we may go elsewhere.
My name is Dimetry Duck. I am here to discuss the terrible choices humans make regarding ducks. You see I am a duck of good taste, as most of us are. We enjoy finely baked breads, perfectly aged cheese, and only the finest brands of potato chips. But as I notice more and more people throwing pieces of food to ducks, I cannot help but notice the lack of selection and quality humans are beginning to resort to. You see, though humans do not mind the difference in generic and brand name foods, us ducks do. We have a better sense of taste than humans so we can taste the difference. Feeding ducks store brand bread is just unacceptable. It makes our stomachs growl in protest, we despise it. Sadly, we cannot tell the different till we have it in our mouths. So what I am trying to explain is, if you truly love your neighborhood ducks; do not be cheap. Spoil us, otherwise we may go elsewhere.
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