St. Gnomey's Day

 In United States culture we celebrate many different days dedicated to Saints. St. Patrick's Day, Valentine's Day, etc. In gnome culture the most celebrated Saint is St. Gnomey. St. Gnomey is most well known for saving countless gnomes from the terror of dogs. St. Gnomey created the most ingenious potion that every gnome coats themselves in to protect them from dogs. Before St. Gnomey, dogs would snatch gnomes up and use them as chew toys. Now, the taste of the magic potion is absolutely retched to dogs. On St. Gnomey's Day, all the gnomes of the village gather together and celebrate in the grandest way. They have an eccentric feast of garden vegetables, fruits, herbs, and the most delicious dish in gnome culture, slow cooked grubs. They feast all day and dance all night to the music played on classic gnome instruments like the Fiddlehooper, Cardumker, and Serrentween. They celebrate for days in honor of St. Gnomey, the great savior of all gnomes.