iGnome.com

Did you know gnomes are very technologic creatures? They love to send tweets, write statuses, and even blog on Tumblr. But with all this technology at their little ceramic fingertips, who would have ever thought they'd get bored so fast? In fact, gnomes have very small attention spans. That is why you often will put a gnome in one spot of your yard, and it will end up in another spot all together. It is simply because they get bored quite easily. So in order to escape their boredom from Facebook, Myspace, Twitter, and Tumblr; they created a new social website only for gnomes. It’s called ignome.com. It is a place for gnomes to do whatever their little heart’s desire. They can chat, they can vlog, they can play games, they can do research on any out-of-the-box topic, look at funny pictures of animals, or whatever else gnomes do. It is similar to if Google, social networking, and YouTube had some kind of internet-hybrid-child and named it ignome.com. I tried to enter the website, but I was denied access due to the simple fact that I am not a gnome.