Gnomes Love Root Beer

Did you know the gnomes love root beer? Neither did I, till I started noticing my root beer disappearing from my refrigerator at a rapid pace. I wondered if someone in my family had suddenly developed an intense hankering for root beer, but I hadn't seen anyone drinking root beer lately. I watched the root beer bottle slowly decrease in volume for days in confusion. Who was drinking all this root beer? My question was answered when one night as I quietly descended the stairs to my kitchen for a bottle of water, I opened the fridge and found Mr. Gnome on the top shelf drinking the root beer! He looked at me with a wide eyed stare and then suddenly jumped down from the shelf and scuttled away. I guess it’s just a fact that gnomes love root beer.